Four Different Kinds of Drunk

According to scientists, there are four different kinds of drunks:

1. Ernest Hemingway - If you can drink a shit ton of whisky and not get drunk, you fall into this category and the majority of drunks. That's comforting.

2. Mr. Hyde - You turn into a monster! You're mean, destructive and are awful to be around. If this is you, you should consider switching to weed smoking.

3. Mary Poppins - You're a sweet, loveable drunk that doesn't cause any trouble.

4. The Nutty Professor - You're kooky and loose your marbles. I definitely fall into this category most of the time.

Which kind of drunk are you?