Happy Birthday, Bruce Willis

Julia Gomelsky March 19, 2016

Happy birthday to the greatest action star of all time, John McClane himself - Bruce Willis!

Yippee Ka Yay, Motherfucker!

Thanks to The Godfather, it’s now official that Marfan Mike is a made man. Welcome to the family!
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#marfanmike #howardstern #sternshow @sternshow #wackpack #wackpackconclave #initiation #mademan #fun #funny #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrator #illustration #illustrate #handdrawn

I pity the fool that doesn’t wish Mr. T a happy 66th birthday!
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#draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn #mrt #ipitythefool #theateam #goldjewelry

Happy birthday to the great Tina Fey, who is 48 today!
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#happybirthday #tinafey #funnylady #comedian #laughs #writer #snl #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

Dave died yesterday. Dave was my best friends dog. He was a rat terrier with people eyes. And a curmudgeon most of his life (I think because he was a human trapped in the body of a rat terrier). Dave didn't like to do a lot of things but the things he did like, he did well, like sit in his chair, lick plates and growl at people. Dave almost made it to 16 years old. I will miss Dave.
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#goodbye #rip #restinpeace #dave #dog #dogsofinstagram #ratterrier #alldogsgotoheaven #love #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

Happy Mother’s Day!
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#happymothersday #mothersday #mother #mom @amxgon #love #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

Happy birthday to Salvador Dali, the greatest Surreal artist of all time.
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#salvadordali #dali #surrealism #surrealist #painter #spanish #art #artist #idontdodrugsiamdrugs #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

Noine years ago today, Bad News Booey came on the scene and threw a pitch that he will never live down (and Howard won't let him)!
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#babablunder #oops #bababooey #metspitch #worstpitchever #mets #baseball #howardstern #sternshow #badnewsbooey @sternshow #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn #fun #funny

Jellyfish, framed
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#jellyfish #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustration #illustrate #illustrator #handdrawn

Today’s agenda. Happy Cinco de Mayo!
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#cincodemayo #cincodedrinko #margaritas #celebrate #mexico #love #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustration #illustrator #illustrate #handdrawn

May the 4th be with you!
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#maythe4thbewithyou #maythefourthbewithyou #maythe4th #starwars #c3po #r2d2 #space #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

Happy birthday to my first love, my childhood dog, Vesta Von Strausburg. If dogs lived as long as people, she'd be 35 years old today.
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#germanshepherd #dog #dogsofinstagram #happybirthday #love #draw #drawndrawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn #art #handdrawn

Sex advice from these two. It’s too early in the morning to moan like the moon.
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#sextips #moanlikethemoon #ronniethelimodriver #brenthatley #sternshow @sternshow #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

Happy birthday to the hilarious Cloris Leachman, who is 92 today!
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#clorisleachman #funny #funnylady #comedian #actress #legend #happybirthday #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

Happy birthday to my favorite funny lady of all time, the legendary Carol Burnett, who is 85 today!
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#happybirthday #carolburnett #eunice #mamasfamily #funnylady #comedian #legend #icon #hilarious #love #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawing

Happy birthday to Babs, the original Funny Girl and always like butter!
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#barbrastreisand #babs #funnygirl #icon #legend #singer #entertainer #likebutter #happybirthday #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

Admiring the artwork on the way to the toilet
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#nashville #artwork #drawings #art #create #illustrate

Fire us up! Happy 4/20!
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#takeiteasy #happy420 #420 #weed #smoke #stoner #goodtimes #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

WCW: my beautiful grandma Tamara, the dancer, who recently passed away at age 93.
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#wcw #womancrushwedensday #grandma #family #love #rip #missyou #dancer #drawing #illustration

Well this is a solid relationship. Ronnie, his beautiful girlfriend, Stephanie and his mom?
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#relationshipgoals #coupleoftheyear #ronniemund #duu #howardstern #sternshow @sternshow @rmlimodriver69 #love #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

Congratulations to Howard Stern, for having the most amazing head of hair, winning the Best Men's Hair in America Award (which is not a made up award at all) for the 4th year in a row and counting!
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#howardstern #sternshow @sternshow #besthair #realaward #celebration #congratulations #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

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I love jokes, I love to laugh, I love dark humor and not much offends me. I like to illustrate all of that, from wacky weather to absurd events to the newest member of the Howard Stern Show wack pack. I can find funny in almost anything, even missing planes in Asia.

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