Jeff the Drunk Free Summer

Julia Gomelsky May 13, 2016

Drunk, Bore, who cares! A Jeff the Whoever Free Summer is my vote! Click click.

It’s World Turtle Day! Good thing I have some of these cards on hand (long before Drawn for You, I drew quirky animals and their strange habits, called My Pet Croc)
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#tbt #worldturtleday #turtleday #turtles #animals #mypetcroc #quirky #greetingcards #cards #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustration #illustrator #handdrawn

It's been 10 years since Baba Booey threw out that spectacularly terrible first pitch that he'll never get to forget (sorry!)
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Happy Anniversary, Baba Booey!
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@robertabooey1 @sternshow #garydellabate #bababooey #babablunder #oops #firstpitch #fail #mets #metsgame #citifield #howardstern #howardsternshow #sternshow #love #fun #funny #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

Happy birthday to the Goddess of Pop, the one and only, Cher!
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#chergoddessofpop #cher #dancingqueen #legend #icon #singer #performer #entertainer #trendsetter #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

So, let's noodle on this. If you're a woman in Alabama and is raped by her brother or another family member (you know, because that can happen there), your brother would receive a way lesser sentence than the doctor who performs your very necessary abortion.
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Fuck you, Alabama (senate!)
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#fuckalabama #fuckalabamasenate #assbackwards #mybodymychoice #madashell #alabamahateswomen #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

Today is the day that Howard Stern Comes Again! I can’t wait to read his new book!
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#howardstern #howardsterncomesagain #book #interviews #master #love #143 @sternshow #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustration #illustrator #handdrawn

It’s perfectly acceptable if Howard and Jimmy want to hold hands from time to time (you know they want to!)
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#howardstern #jimmykimmel #howardsternshow #sternshow #bromance #bros #buddies #friends #holdinghands #love #fun #funny @sternshow @jimmykimmellive #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustration #illustrator #handdrawn

Cards for Barney’s human
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@jen_mft .
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#dogs #dogsofinstagram #cards #love #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

Happy Cinco de Mayo!
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#cincodemayo #party #celebration #margarita #drink #mexico #fun #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #haddrawn

May the Fourth be with you!
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#maythefourth #maythe4thbewithyou #maythefourthbewithyou #maytheforcebewithyou #starwars #starwarsday #darthvader #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

Iguana cards
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#draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn #cards #greetingcards #iguana #reptile #animals

JD Rockefeller loves to spend money and buy lots of stuff and thingys and whatever
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#draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn @jdharmeyer @sternshow #howardstern #sternshow #howardsternshow #jdharmeyer #money #moneybags #spendmoney #fun #funny #love #whatever

Happy birthday to the legendary Willie Nelson, who is 86 today!
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#draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn #willienelson #country #countrymusic #happybirthday #music #legend #icon

Big dreams, dream big
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#dreams #bigdreams #dreambig #art #drawings #newyork #iloveny

Off to New York! Back to the drawing board on April 28
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#draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn #newyork #travel #iloveny

It’s Earth Day! Let’s take good care of our home 🌍 .
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#earth #earthday #world #planet #protecttheearth #love #peace #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

Happy Easter, peeps!
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#easter #eastersunday #happyeaster #peeps #food #foodie #ilove #ilovepeeps #heart #iheart #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn #holiday

Hey man, it’s 4/20 and even my weed is smoking weed
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#hightimes #weed #weedday #high #smoke #upinsmoke #marijuana #joint #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrator #illustrate #illustration #handdrawn

Absolutely Fabulous
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#absolutelyfabulous #abfab #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustration #illustrator #handdrawn

Benjy Bronk, the new face of Peloton?
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#pictureofhealth #fitness #peloton #cycle #studio #exercise #benjybronk #howardstern #sternshow @sternshow #howardsternshow #fun #funny #love #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

I LOVE CAVIAR
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I’m Russian and it’s Sunday, soooo....
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@vikavickyvictoria @amxgon @themarkdavidovich .
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#caviar #ilovecaviar #iheart #ilove #foid #foodie #sundaybrunch #blackcaviar #redcaviar #getinmybelly #yum #draw #drawn #drawing #customillustration #illustrate #illustrator #illustration #handdrawn

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I love jokes, I love to laugh, I love dark humor and not much offends me. I like to illustrate all of that, from wacky weather to absurd events to the newest member of the Howard Stern Show wack pack. I can find funny in almost anything, even missing planes in Asia.

~Julia, owner, Drawn for You