Keep It In Your Pants

Fellas, keep your dicks in your pants in the workplace! Do we really have to spell it out for you that we don't want to be touched inappropriately, harassed in any way or see you naked at work. It's a strict "no dicks" policy so put 'em away already!

Keep it in your pants, fellas

Devil's Night

Get your mischief on! Tonight is Devil's Night, also known as "Mischief Night", where youths engage in pranks and other hijinks. 

Don't vandalize or burn things, please.

Devil's Night illustration, Drawn for You

Vote NO for the SHARE Act

In light of yesterday's horrific mass shooting in Las Vegas, please please please vote NO on the Sportsmen Heritage and Recreational Enhancement Act,or SHARE ACT (also known as the gun silencer bill). No one needs a silencer for recreational sport or hunting, gun enthusiasts can wear earplugs. We all know that silencers are used by hitmen and potential mass murderers, which will allow these lunatics to easily obtain one if this bill passes.

Vote No on the SHARE Act, or fun silencer bill

Women's Equality Day

Happy Women's Equality Day! This day commemorates the 1920 adoption of the Nineteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution, which prohibits the states and the federal government from denying the right to vote to citizens of the United States on the basis of sex.

Women's Equality Day illustration